Yet again more evilness....All giant serpents acting as guardians in underground lakes will be fitted with sports goggles to prevent eye injuries.Yet again more evilness....
All crones with the ability to prophesy will be given free facelifts, permanents, manicures, and Donna Karan wardrobes. That should pretty well destroy their credibility.
I will not employ an evil wizard if he has a sleazy mustache.
I will hire an entire squad of blind guards. Not only is this in keeping with my status as an equal opportunity employer, but it will come in handy when the hero becomes invisible or douses my only light source.
All repair work will be done by a
evil things i'd do...I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.evil things i'd do...
I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.
I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy"; I simply choose not show them any.
My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.
I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a ma
The Top 100 Things I'd DoThe Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.The Top 100 Things I'd Do
My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my o
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
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In here lies a tragedy....
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"The years teach much which the days never knew." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.
John 8:13
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